So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen Goodbye...Chris Henry!!!

Well it finally happened, my namesake with the Bengals got himself into trouble with the law again and this time he got cut! What a fricking dumbass this kid is, all of the potential in the world on the football field, but not enough sense in his little head to stay out of trouble. Apparently he didn't think that it would not cause him any type of problem to go out with his boys to a local dance club, get drunk & high in the bar and then proceed to swing from chandeliers and lift girls skirts. Then he followed it up by punching some kid in the head and throwing a beer bottle through his car window. Calling Chris Henry a moron gives morons a bad name.

Now maybe I can go back to having a decent name in this city again, because I am sure that 60 days from now no one will remember his name. That is until he moves back home and then gets locked up for armed robbery, rape or drug trafficking that is.

It always seemed that he wanted to live the Thug Life and be an O.G. , well now he has the whole rest of his life (which probably won't be long) to devote to that goal.

Now I just hope that he gets a lifetime ban from the NFL so that the Cowboys or Dolphins don't pick him up!

Too Much of This...

Not enough of this!

And the Bengals Arrest Counter is reset again, who will be next!

Why I am not Ashamed to say I like American Idol.

Ok, so what would be more devastating than splitting people into two groups in a small hotel room and then telling one of the groups on camera, "Sorry...Your'e going home." The journey stops here."

Making all of those people sing induvidually onstage in front of their peers and then telling them to their face on camera "Sorry...The journey stops here, you are going home tonight." On camera.

Brilliant!

Happy F'n New Year Bitches!

Been a while. A lot of shite has happened since my last post. Most signifigantly I changed jobs again. Not my choice again. Found new job, it at least pays more. That is the highest compliment I can give it right now. Those that know me best know the details, if you don't call me and I'll fill you in.

I am now the Site Manager for a Valet Parking service. At least I don't have to deal with prick lawyers and their cunty secretaries (yes I said secretary, just fucking accept it you are a secretary...suck my "administrative assistant" cock beaotch!) mostly just young rich dudes and sports celebreties.

At least I get to drive pretty nice cars. Here is the sweetest one so far, I drove a 2006 version of this Maserati Quattroporte. I think this is the only car that I have ever driven that had a speedometer that went to 200mph, and I have no doubt this car could do that.

Remember when we used to Blog...

It has only been about 4 months since the last time I made a post. Not alot has happened lateley news worthy. I will however run down the list for you;


The Bengals suck again.


The Reds suck now and forever.


Transformers movie was badass. Best movie of the summer IMO.


UFC kicks ass...literally. If you like watching grown ass men beating the hell out of each other, I highly recomend it. Check out The Ultimate Fighter on Spike TV Wednesdays at 10pm.


Went to the Chicago Comic Con. Ate tons of Chicago style Pizza, bought tons of Trade Paperback comics @ half retail price or less. Bought a pretty cool Sasquatch bust. Big is gay and couldn't go, not because he is gay, in spite of the fact that he is gay.


High School Football is still my favorite brand of football. Of course it helps that my alma mater Colerain Sr. High has had a great football team for the last 17 years. Colerain just finished another 10-0 season and head to the playoffs this weekend. My little girl attended her first football game and now asks to go every week.


I still love Boobies. The bigger the better.


Heroes is cool.


Chuck is Fun.


The Office & 30 Rock make me laugh out loud every week.


It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is just wrong and hilarious at the same time. If you haven't watched it yet, check it out!


Work is work. Got passed for a promotion twice this past year, so now I am just hanging around waiting for my annual bonus. At least I don't have to deal with teen agers or bible thumpers all day though.


Wife and kids are good. Wifey is trying to get a job at the 911 operators desk for Hamilton County, she has spent a lot of free time volunteering there. Little E is off the hook, she called me a "dang dirty ape" the other day. The boy is becoming a Star Wars freak just like me.





Well that is all for now.

Stare at this for a while, good drug free fun!

And some Stuff n Junk!

Good afternoon to all my peeps, cock smokers, rug munchers, Ho's and all those in between! Been a while since I posted, so here is a past couple of weeks update.

First of all to get it out of the way- Spiderman 3 (and by 3 I mean the bad guy count)

Since everyone has pretty much the same opinion of this movie, rather than just re-hash that noise, allow me to state the following.

3 reasons Why I liked Spiderman 3 better than you:


#1 Ron Howards daughter was hot as Gwen Stacy, as a water fairy, not so much.
As Gwen, me likey!

#2 I really liked the fight scenes with Sandman and when he becomes Sandman.

#3 Emmalou really liked it, I have never seen her sit so intensely watching a movie or anything even near as long as this movie. As we left I asked her, "Did you like Spiderman?" and she replied, "It was totally Awesome!" So maybe it helps to have the mind of a 4 year old to enjoy the movie.




Here is my big question about the movie though, Why does SpiderMan give a New York Cop a Handy in the movie? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

I also recently went to my first Rock concert in about 5 years. I went to Bogart's (a place that I have been thrown out of many times) to see one of my favorite new bands, Wolfmother. It was an excellent show, they are one of those bands that sound even better live. They played for about 2 hours, and previewed a few songs from their new album will out soon. I did of course have to yell at someone. I had a young college couple that came up and sat right behind me in the upper balcony about midway through the concert who proceeded to talk loudly and incessiantly during the songs. I put up with it for 2 1/2 songs, right up until the bimbo said loudly "I'm bored, I don't even like this kind of music!" I of course snapped and in my loudest and best imitation of Matt Foley shouted "Shuuuuuut UUUUUPPPP!!! She said "what's your problem?" To which I responded, "You wan't to know what my problem is? My problem is ABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABA!!! There are plenty of quiet places for you two to go and talk, instead of at a fricking concert." Boyfriend puffed up a little bit until I gave him the "What!" and stare down. At that point bimbo said "C'mon lets go!" to boyfriend and they left. After they left 4 people thanked me for shutting them the hell up. This incident did not however ruin a great concert, if you like this kind of music I suggest you see them if you have a chance. If you don't, then you are probably a sad little girl.

Here is another one of their videos, for their song Dimension. It is Badass!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWkd62hwocE

Well that's enough for now.

So's your face!

More Bengal Fun & other stuff

Well for once a Bengal made national headlines and it wasn't drug or alchohol related! Former Steeler and current Dolphin Joey (I like to talk smack I can't back up) Porter and Bengal O-Lineman Levi Jones got into a little altercation in Las Vegas, that ended up with Porter punching Levi in the face and Levi pressing charges. Here is an eye witness description of the event.

"On Tuesday, witness Dave Benz came forward, describing the fight as something out of a "Rocky" movie.
"They were throwing down," said Benz. "They must have each gotten in a good three or four swings. Then all of a sudden, the bigger guy who I found out later was Levi Jones, picked up Joey Porter and tossed him probably 10 feet like he was a rag doll."
Benz said there was about 10 seconds where people broke the fight up, but said Porter broke loose and went after Jones again.
"Joey Porter broke free and ran full sprint at Levi Jones and dove through the air at him like he was trying to tackle Ladanian Tomlinson. Took him down with a tackle, then the two of them got up. They were throwing fists again. It sounded like a 'Rocky' movie."
Benz said Porter later kicked Jones in the head, causing some bleeding.
Benz said the whole incident started when Porter confronted Jones while he was playing poker.

Well Joey, enjoy your time with the Dolphins, at least you will be getting a fat paycheck.

I finally got a chance to see "The Inconvenient Truth" If you haven't seen it, I highly suggest you do, pretty messed up stuff. THE END IS NEAR!

I also went out to see 300 -I REALLY liked this movie, the way that they adapted the look of the comic on screen was awesome. Made me want to go out and hack people apart with swords afterwards.

I am almost embarassed to say that I am still tuning in every week to watch American Idol, although I avoid all but the last 5 minutes of the results show now, as it has become un-watchable to me. Now I am more just watching to see how many more weeks Stern Fans and www.votefortheworst.com will keep Sanjaya around! Man I wish his sister would have made it though, she is fricking HOT!

Click on the link to see those puppies Bounce!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaiV2Ci5VUY

I have also started reading comics again and getting the bug to do creative comic stuff, I will keep my peeps posted as to what I am doing. Some of the books that I am currently reading is Wolverine, The New Avengers and some of the X titles. The new Wonder Woman series is actually pretty good too!

9 Lives of the Bengals

Apparently Jonathan Joseph was celebrating the AFC & NFC championship games.

CINCINNATI (AP) - Bengals cornerback Johnathan Joseph was arrested early Monday and charged with possession of marijuana, the ninth Cincinnati player arrested in the last nine months.
The arrest came three weeks after coach Marvin Lewis promised to get tougher on player misconduct, hoping to stop a series of arrests that has embarrassed the team and drawn the attention of NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.
Joseph was arrested on U.S. Route 42 in northern Kentucky. He lives nearby in Union, Ky. The Boone Country sheriff's office arrest report said Joseph was the passenger in a vehicle driven by a woman who had a suspended license, was driving slowly and weaving.
When a Boone County sheriff's deputy asked Joseph to get out of the vehicle, he smelled marijuana. The deputy searched Joseph's black backpack with a Super Bowl logo and found a bag of marijuana in a pouch, the arrest report said.
Joseph was released Monday morning, and his first court appearance is scheduled for Feb. 5. Marijuana possession is a misdemeanor that carries a maximum of one year in jail and a maximum $500 fine.
He was the team's first-round draft pick last season and had positioned himself to take over a starting job next season.

Sweet Sweet Footbally goodness!

"DA BEARS!!!
Thankfully the Bears did it, they put a whooping on the Saints, (at least they can feel good about a great season) so we will be spared the 2 weeks of Katrina promo that the Super Bowl would have been if the Saints would have made it.

I think the Bears and Colts will be a great Super Bowl, as I was also pulling for Peyton to get over the Patriots hump. Which he did in fantastic fashion last night by dropping 32 points on the vaunted Patriots D in the second half of the AFC championship game. I will pretty much be happy however the game turns out, I will be leaning towards 'Da Bears though.

Now for something completely different.

If you haven't seen this clip from Saturday Night Live, it is Hi stinking Larious! Features Justin Timberlake.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA&mode=related&search=

Also thanks to all that attended my Birfday Bash Saturday night, (wish you could have been there BDC!) Good Times! I was in pretty bad shape all day Sunday, too much drinky!