No more Diamond Dave

Well terrestrial radio took another hit recently. Diamond David Lee Roth was unceremoniously fired from his morning radio show this past Friday. Apparently it was done in typical rat like CBS Radio fashion. Dave had just finished interviewing a guest and went to break, but the show never came back. They just started playing music. They came in during the break and fired Dave then escorted him out of the building.

Dave was interviewed by the Howard 100 News on his way out, and he stated that he will be contacting Howard and Sirius radio about the possibility of taking his show to Sirius. Who knows, maybe given the freedom of creating his own show, it could be entertaining. If not I guess he will go back to being an Emergency Medical Technician. Wouldn't it be weird to be picked up and put into an ambulance by Diamond Dave?

Of course what he should do, is go to Eddie Van Halen and beg him to take him back as lead singer, then tour as the original band. I would go see them.

So who will replace Dave? Who the fuck cares. But in case you haven't heard it is Opie and Anthony. The same guys that CBS Radio fired a couple of years back for having a couple have sex in a church on air. They are huge Stern wannabees, my guess is they will be fined and off the air again within a year.

I think what would have been sweet is if instead of Dopie and Antney, they replace Diamond Dave with the Red Rocker himself, Sammy Hagar. I don't care who you are, that would be funny.

Yorgin Fiorgin! Mucher Puchers!

The Superman vs. Shazam illustration is by Bruce Timm I thought it was pretty sweet.

It's Friday. I don't know about everyone else, but to me, Jesus doesn't have to die for a Friday to be a Good Friday. They are all good. Especially now that I am not working weekends anymore, if you don't have a Monday thru Friday 8-5 job I highly recommend it.

NFL Draft day is coming up Saturday April 29th. Being the football geek I am looking forward to it. Wonny and I will be heading to Rick's Tavern to watch it on the big screens with many other Bengals fans. Drink a few and have some good bar food. Good Times!

Shock the Puss!

I always mean what I say, but I don't always say what I mean.

One of the lawyers in the firm where I work called down to the service center and asked that we send someone up to his office to cut open boxes of files for him the other day. He said that he only wanted to spend 30 minutes or less reviewing these files so he didn't have time to waste opening the boxes. So I sent the smallest woman on my staff up to his office armed with a box cutter, she sliced open the boxes and came back. He wasn't in his office when she did it, so when he came back, he looked at the boxes and called back down to me and said "when are you going to send someone to my office to open these boxes!?" I responded, "Did you try to open one?" he replied "Uhh...no." At that point he sat the phone down and I am assuming he walked over and checked the boxes. The next sound I heard was the phone receiver being hung up. They can be such dicks, but this job is still better than having to deal with the general public.

South Park was pretty good last night. Oprah Winfreys pussy shot a cop and then held her studio audience as hostages. Her asshole was shot and killed by a sniper rifle, and then her puss shot itself. It was all a rip on her about the "scandal" with her book club. Catch it if you can.

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The Power of Christ Compels You!!!

Pick Pickler!
Thanks Easter Bunny! Bock, bock! We were visited by the holy rodent yesterday, Emmalou made out like a bandit. I think she probably ate about 6 lbs. of chocolate yesterday. I recieved a nice dark chocolate bunny, because I like my chocolate, like I like my women. Bitter. For some reason Jenny didn't get an Easter basket though. I guess she was bad. I must spank her.

Here's some news that should piss you off. If it doesn't you are a GD idiot.

American Deaths in Iraq

Since war began (3/19/03):
2373
Since "Mission Accomplished" (5/1/03)
2236

So 2236 American armed forces and civilians have been killed since Dubya announced "Mission Accomplished" What a fricking jerkoff. I still have that image of him flying onto the carrier, stepping out of the jet with that stupid grin on his face, and then making the announcement, to the cheers of clueless navy personell on the ship. I doubt that they would cheer him now. I sure the hell wouldn't.

I found a interesting picture of Kellie Pickler of American Idol fame. This apparently was her prom picture. I guarantee you that Emmalou won't leave the house in a dress like this, and I will be cleaning my rifle when her date picks her up. Pickler sure is a hottie though. I am also convinced that she has most everyone duped with her dumb hick girl act.

Cool Stuff Part One

This is a sample of Andrew Bawidamann's art. Very cool stuff I think. This might be my next tattoo.

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Well it looks as though the Reds might not be as bad as they looked in game one. If their pitchers can hold a team to under 6 runs they have a pretty good chance at winning games. I still will be surprised if they win more games than last season. Sean Casey just does not look right in a Pittsburgh Pirates uni. I am not sure though when we will go to another game as Jenny is still protesting the Reds for trading Casey. We might go the next time the Pirates are in town. Here's the big question though, why did the Reds just pick up another infielder? We now have five. Meanwhile Ryan Freel is being forced to split time with these guys and he is tearing the place up, leading the league in steals. If we can just keep him off of the booze this year.

Bengals have made some good moves this off season. Sam Adams should make a big impact on the D Line. Now if we could just get Arrington also.

It is April and I am already looking forward to Colerain High School Football. They are playing in their second Ohio vs. Usa Challenge game. This year against a team from Pennsylvania, Cardinal O'Hara. Here is a link to the site http://www.ohiovsusa.com/ the games are being put together by Kirk Herbstreit. Colerain played a team from Texas last year (Tyler Lee, 2004 state champ in Texas) and spanked their bad ass. Some of the best teams in the USA are playing in these games against some of Ohio's best. High School football still continues to be my favorite brand of football, followed closely by the NFL. Of course it helps that Colerain has been very good the last 10 years.

Enough about sports. Looks like we may be adding a kitty to our household. Jenny has wanted one for quite a while and I think we may go ahead and get one, Emmalou really seems to like cats so it will be her kitty. Hopefully it doesn't totally wreck my allergies. I am sure that Schultz will be ready for a game of "Get the Kitty".

Why are Marines still getting killed every day in Iraq? Two days ago a Marine that was a graduate of Milford High School was killed and yesterday the 22nd member of the armed forces from Cincinnati was killed. It is re-goddamn-diculous that we are still there, and people are dying every day for no good reason. F you Dubya, F you right in your fake Christian brown eye!

Damn I need some more coffee.

Quote of the Day:

Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her.
~Kinky Friedman

Rants in my pants.

Rant #1:
I read an article in Newsweek magazine that had a poll stating that people that consider themselves to be Christians are "Happier" than people that describe themselves as non believers. Questions were how happy are you in your job, love life, and in general. In all catagories the Christians rated themselves as happier than non believers. At first I thought, I wonder why this is? Then it came to me, and set me free.

Ignorance is Bliss.

Rant #2:
The Reds Suck. They will be lucky to win 60 games this year. Dunn should be at First Base, Freel should be made a permanent outfielder. Our pitching staff is terrible, we don't have a closer or anyone that would be considered a #1 pitcher on any of the top 10 teams in either league.
The Bengals and Reds continue to look more and more like teams going in opposite directions.

Rant #3:
George W. Bush~ Will the country ever recover from his reign of terror. Oops I mean term in office. Is there any doubt that he is the worst President that we have ever had? This fucking senseless war in Iraq looks like it will never end. More troops die every day for no reason. Why haven't we found Osama? How does Saudi Arabian terrorists flying planes into the World Trade Center equal war in Iraq? Is anyone but me concerned that Iran is building nuclear weapons? Iran is holding war games right now that they titled "Holy Prophet" and the wargame will begin with the password "Muhammad the Messenger of Allah," what the mother fuck? When will they begin actually worshipping the bombs? So when we go to war with Iran, will we even have any troops left.

There I guess I feel a little better.

Quote of the day:

Born again?! No, i'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.

~Dennis Miller