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Thursday, June 01, 2006

Deal A Death Meal


On my way in to work this morning I saw something that I felt that I needed to make my peeps aware of, if they weren't already.

Taco Bell has found a way to market their locations extended summer hours. What a great idea it is, are you ready...The 4th Meal! Yes that's right, no longer are we to be tied to a mere three meals a day! Taco Bell has saved us with the fourth meal.

I believe the actual add for it read "Taco Bell invites you to come in for the 4th meal, the one between dinner and breakfast!" I know personally that nothing helps me sleep better than a "Big Beef and Potato Burrito" at 1:00 am in the morning. I can taste the Grade D beef, fake sour cream and tater tots now! This just might top KFC's Bowl Meals.

This gives me an idea. I defy anyone to attempt the following "Deal a Death Meal" challenge. This meal plan would make the movie "Supersize Me" look like a sensible diet plan.

Here goes;

Breakfast: 2 McGriddles (1 bacon 1 sausage for variety) sandwiches with Tater Tots

Lunch: KFC Bowl, Honey BBQ Wings and Large Coke

Dinner: Burger King Texas Double Whopper, 6 Chicken Tenders, Large Fries, Large Coke

4th Meal: Big Beef and Potato Burrito, Double Decker Taco, Nachos Supreme, Cinnamon Twists and Large Coke.

I used a calorie calculator to get the total calories for this day of feasting, here is a link to it if you would like to check out your favorite fast food items.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/flash/health/caloriecounter/caloriecounter.html

The Grand Total for the entire day comes to 7,693 Calories and 365 grams of Fat!

So who is going to step up to the challenge!? You can doooo Eeeet!

6 Comments:

  • At 2:16 PM, Blogger BDC said…

    Good gravy! I don't even know if the legendary Randy (by name, Randy by nature) could eat all that in a day without having a stroke! You'll notice that Taco Bell fails to portray the 400+ pound regular customers who they're really targeting with the "fourth meal" ads.

     
  • At 3:59 PM, Blogger C. W. Henry said…

    I came up with a name for the 4th meal. Combination of Dinner and Breakfast, how about Di-Fast.

     
  • At 6:30 PM, Blogger wonny68 said…

    See guys, this is why you're not marketing executives. Obviously you're just jealous that someone other than you thought of all the second shifters who so desperately need to be fed after a long hard night of slacking and tweeting, due to no real supervision. God damn man, these people need to eat too!!
    Hey, 1 a.m. is the new 5 p.m. people. Adapt or be weeded out :P

     
  • At 1:24 AM, Blogger BIG said…

    So first, I was confused as to why Rod was signing his comment with a colon and a "P". I get now - no splanation needed.

    Then, I thought of a better name for the fourth meal; chriscansuckmyballs.

     
  • At 1:25 AM, Blogger BIG said…

    ...it now.

    I get it now.

    Shut up!

     
  • At 8:41 AM, Blogger C. W. Henry said…

    I don't get it.

    U suk Jeem.

     

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